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Ever seen your own arsehole?

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  1. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

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    Just had a look at mine in the mirror for the first time ever, pretty grim tbh.
     
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    robbie, Aug 11, 2017
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I get mine bleached, so it's always sparkling.
     
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    Patience, Aug 11, 2017
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Many times. I shave it
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 11, 2017
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Yup (along with a 'companion'); in the mirror on the ceilings of the rooms in the local Gentleman's Club!
     
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    bayernkenny, Aug 11, 2017
  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Poove alert
     
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    Tina., Aug 11, 2017
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  6. robbie

    robbie Well-Known Member

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    My arsehole may be grim but still less **** there than on your feet.
     
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    robbie, Aug 11, 2017
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    yeah i do stretches daily so i can tongue it

    its nothing sexual its for religious purposes watp
     
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    User Deleted, Aug 11, 2017
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    In which case you must also be able to suck your own cock?

    Nearly broke my ****ing back doing that.
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 11, 2017
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  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I've broken many a man's back just so I can suck their cock.

    I usually use a 2 foot iron bar I carry in the boot of the car.
     
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    Patience, Aug 11, 2017
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    ^^ Warning for all you offshore workers ^^
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 11, 2017
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 11, 2017
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  12. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Normally when I have the old Farmer Giles, I crouch over a mirror and use my patented Poke and Clench technique to drive the little ****ers back into the ****e cave.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Aug 11, 2017
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <grr>
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 11, 2017
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I read the title as Ever seen your own Aerosol pmsl <laugh>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 11, 2017
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    When I was born the Doc looked at my arse and my face and announced to me Mom ... TWINS !
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Chapstick up the arse is brilliant for the old farmers.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 11, 2017
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  17. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    How would a spineless **** like you manage that?
     
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    Tiddler, Aug 11, 2017
  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    By having a massive cock, you dickless spastic <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 11, 2017
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Getting Watford to lick your arse don't count.
     
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    Tiddler, Aug 11, 2017
  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I like to keep a clean ringpiece
     
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