Rangers v Celtic

Yeah that is a fair point, wit am ah like? Are there not hospitality suites that you can watch the game from inside though, surely not all go to their seat in the pishing rain? I'd rather stay inside by the bar getting pished and sing battle hymns

 

At ibrox there is aye but I'm not sure if they're allowed to serve alcohol during the match. I might be wrong tho. I tend to sit in the stands with the real fans tho.

 

Was it you that said yesterday that they haven't caught the guy who slashed the other guy? Were you serious, how difficult can it be to catch him ffs?

 

RA SHELLICK IS RA ONLY SHOW IN TOWN SHO IT ISH

 

**** up, Nicky.

 

Aye, sorry to interrupt you talking endlessly about Celtic, you thick coon ****ing nonce.

 

Wee Kim is playing The Donald.

 

Hospitality is for ****s

 

**** up ya twit

 

And slashers

 

Nothing funnier than seeing ****ebag hun bastards ****e themselves because they're too feared to go to Celtic Park now The Mad Taig Slasher is about.

 

He's a hero of ours. A real life billy boy

 

But he's only slashing papes mate.

 

Only a fool would think The MTS (was it Mindy!?) isn't going to cut you orange bastards to ribbons. He only slashed a fenian because the other tim was porking his ex. Imagine what he'll do to you horrible proddy ****s.

 

Oooooft, Nicky, after knocking out Kev on another thread, walks into an Aldo haymaker. Goodnight.

 

Better hope his co-pilot is a prod then

 

Aldo is so pissed he can't hold his own penis let alone swing a punch, you mono-browed ****** lover.

 

First guy: "you"re so drunk you're seeing two of me"
Second guy: "I've got two guns, one for each of you"

Name the film, you ****s yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

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