Talking of Eustace here's a message from St Eustace of Luxeuil aka DT "Very good stuff lads I would add Chaise Lounge The French Goalkeeper however technically he doesn't have any arms Seriously heard a rumble that we may be taking Charlie Austin's brother Steve on loan but cannot be seen to be buying him as his price is two million dollars more than we sold Charlie for "
DT has somehow locked himself out of the site but still reads it. Aussie has metamorphosed into Diddly Squat.
Yes, l finally realised l offer squat to the forum, didley squat in fact and l'm ok with that. As a QPR supporter, l know my place in society.
Yes indeed ............ the red phone box across the road. I've had some great parties there over the years. The 'Rent-a-friend' app really pays dividends. Standing room only! Now, where was l ............................
If Ollie runs him out a bit too much and the lad gets a wee bit knackered, come on lets all offer the lad a ....... er...... a seat! He could join us in the stands.
