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The Virgil Van Dijk Stays at Southampton Thread

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  1. Schrodinger's Cat

    Schrodinger's Cat Well-Known Member

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    ****ing bubble wrapped footballers, give me 5 minutes with the prick and he'd absolutely know what insulted meant - although he might struggle to find the Dutch translation of cockwomble and bunglecunt
     
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  2. Saint Helen

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    On yer bike!
     
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    Charming, I guess it is easy to get tyred of these puns, spoke out of turn I guess but where there's a wheel there's a way, time we geared up for some new treaders.
     
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  4. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    It's a balancing act until we get some stabilisers
     
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  5. SAINTDON13

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    We just need VD to ride off in to the sunset.
     
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  6. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Oh no. We are now saddled with a whole set of puns linked to cycles. Whose peddling this stuff FFS?
     
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  7. SAINTDON13

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    Time to Raleigh round and stand firm.
     
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  8. SAINTDON13

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    I think it was a tandem act?
     
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    You spoke too soon...
     
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  10. thereisonlyoneno7

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    I agree. All threads resort to puns. We need a beSpoke thread to crank it up. Ring any bells?
     
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    There's always someone who'll try and derailleur thread
     
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    We need to get a handle on these puns before the wheels come off this thread.
     
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    The very lovely Mrs Godders:emoticon-0115-inlov and I had a tandem years ago and after a particularly long journey we were pulled over by the police who said did I know that she had fallen off the bike about two miles back. I said "Thank God for that I thought I had gone deaf".
     
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  14. SAINTDON13

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    Just another chain reaction.
     
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    I personally think that there is Froome for a few puns, I won't get bored-man.
     
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    To get back on TRACK. Anyone in the FRAME to replace him should he go?
     
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    i really want him to rot in the reserves for the whole season
     
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