just done my afternoon ****e,which didnt flush. one of the other guys from my office just came back from the toilet and says he has caught the guy who always leaves big ****s lying in the bog. he saw one of the guys from another company leaving before he wnt in and hes blaming them for it.
Aye dougie let us know. ma wee squeaker's no releasing any **** at the mo and i'm getting bagged up tae ****!
****s! My guts were fine til I started posting on this again. Away for a reeker; just farted and nearly gagged. Thank **** nobody else is in the room right now.
I dropped a big wet ****ing beast, wasn't the nicest clean up job. The bogs were stinking after it. There was a guy in the next cubicle unblocking the toilet
I done a big fudgy ****e in the bog in the Kings Lodge Chinese in Glasgow the day of the Celtic v Arsenal game. It was a 30 wipe job and i blocked the toilet. I wanted a quick get away but when i got back my bro had ordered 2 more pints
