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Shearer v Hernandez

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  1. Disco

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    Hernandez has a better shot than Alan Shearer? You bell-end.
     
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    Disco, Aug 17, 2011
  2. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Hernandez gave himself a ****ing queer name. Not only does this prove that he likes men, it also renders all of his other talents void.

    Shearer 6
    ***-name 0
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 17, 2011
  3. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    I can't believe I am saying this but.................................Shearer played for us and was consistently one of the top scorers in the league. Lets just see if Hernandez can do that at Man Utd.

    Yes I am saying Man Utd are way better than us. <wah> <sorry>
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Aug 17, 2011
  4. overseasTOON

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    Parkinsons vs Prostate cancer.

    We can just watch this asshole to see which wins.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 17, 2011
  5. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Technically his parents gave him the name 'Chicharito'. His dad was Chicharo, and adding the 'ito' is essentially adding a 'y' to make John, Johnny.

    No ****ing clue why he put it on his jersey though! <laugh>
     
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    Manobear, Aug 18, 2011
  6. SAMOC

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    you honestly thnk hernandez has a better shot than shearer lollll
     
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    SAMOC, Aug 18, 2011
  7. SAMOC

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    probably the same reason why "hulk" of porto has it on his shir t lol
     
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    SAMOC, Aug 18, 2011
  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Finishing and shot Hernandez? My arse!!

    And also Shearer was quicker than Hernandez in his younger days before he got some bad injuries.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 18, 2011
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    I'm sure standing on the six yard line and getting the odd tap in may seem like great finishing and technique to people who only follow a team because they win things, but to football fans it's not.
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Aug 18, 2011
  10. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Lol probally, but at least hulk sounds bad ass, relative to Chicharito that is.

    Obviously the OP is Wumming, but Hernandez is faster, he was clocked as the fastest player at the 2010 World Cup. Hernandez has insanely fast acceleration, that's part of the reason he loses defenders in the box.
     
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    Manobear, Aug 18, 2011

  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Sorry , pretty off topic but does anyone know how you can delete all your contacts on an iPhone?
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 18, 2011
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    step 1) pour a glass of water
    step 2) insert iPhone into glass of water
    step 3) contacts are now erased
     
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    Beatski, Aug 18, 2011
  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Cheers , will give it a try.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 18, 2011
  14. TheLittleGeordie

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    Doesn't work :( (its happened soooo many times)


    back to 5 goals question i've got no idea how to delete contacts
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 18, 2011
  15. Beatski

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    a hammer might work then?
     
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    Beatski, Aug 18, 2011
  16. TheLittleGeordie

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    Got it if you go onto the contact then edit in the top right corner and scroll down theres a big red button (dont know how i've missed it like) that says delete contact. Dont know how to do them all at once though
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 18, 2011
  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Yea I know how to delete one , it's just that I've got 929 on my phone that I want out.

    Long story.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 18, 2011
  18. TheLittleGeordie

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    <shrug> that's all i've got
    might be something you can do on itunes
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 18, 2011
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Yea will give that a try tomorrow morning <ok>

    Cheers.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 18, 2011
  20. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    As a UTD fan was the Shearer was/is better than little pea, but in 10 years time it call all well change
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 18, 2011
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