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Who would win in a fight?

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  1. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

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    Tiote v George Elokobi = simultaneous k/o

    Tiote v Essien = Tiote (Essien probably can't walk at the mo so easy win)

    Barton v Terry = Barton, Terry is a pussy.

    Barton v Vidic = Vidic, Serbians are hard as ****.
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Aug 17, 2011
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    FFS Tash. What a gash thread, even by your high standards.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 17, 2011
  3. Mr. Bump

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    Rep! lol
     
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    Mr. Bump, Aug 17, 2011
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Repped all I could, must spread for others, now in the clink. I'll pop you on the list Mr Bump.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 17, 2011
  5. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton

    Taylor vs Tiote

    Tiote v Elokobi

    Tiote v Essien

    Barton v Terry

    Barton v Vidic
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Aug 17, 2011
  6. Tinker Raylor Soldier Saylor

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    Has Ranger bought his shooter? And has he taken Shola's favourite hat? We need details Goddamnit!!!!!
     
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    Tinker Raylor Soldier Saylor, Aug 18, 2011
  7. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Cant believe people are actually giving serious answers <laugh>

    Is this what its come to?
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Aug 18, 2011
  8. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Completely this. However, I think even Tiote would struggle against Cabaye. I mean who would want to destroy them good looks.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Aug 18, 2011
  9. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    RIP Arfa Tiote Colo Man Crush <rose>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 18, 2011
  10. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    I said struggle, I didn't say Cabaye could win.

    #DiggingOne'sSelfOutOfHole
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Aug 18, 2011

  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    The word 'struggle' doesn't appear in Tiote's dictionary.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 18, 2011
  12. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Who could harm perfection though <laugh>
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Aug 18, 2011
  13. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Be right back...














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    Tiote can.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 18, 2011
  14. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <laugh>
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Aug 18, 2011
  15. overseasTOON

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    I think the ultimate winner will be Mike.

    1) He'll make it pay per view and rake in the cash
    2) He'll then sell them all for a profit to rival imaginary fight clubs
    3) Perch becomes our only hope and he's on YTS wages.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 18, 2011
  16. Mr Wonderful

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    Taylor vs Barton TKO punches round 2

    Shola vs Tiote Submission rear naked choke round 3

    Shola vs Ranger unanimous decision

    Jonas vs Colo Submission knee bar round 1

    Tiote vs Barton controversial unanimous decision

    Taylor vs Tiote triangle choke round 2
     
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    Mr Wonderful, Aug 18, 2011
  17. Tiggyrimana

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    They also make ****ed up films
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Aug 18, 2011
  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That's the best I can come up with
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 18, 2011
  19. Tisdale's St James Swap

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    How about

    Heavy Metal toon v My 80yr old gran?
     
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    Tisdale's St James Swap, Aug 18, 2011
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