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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sick of drinking mate and it's now too hot.
     
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    @jimileysbaldhead I said I would apologise if wrong and I always do. Sorry fella. Just a coincidence you left in the middle of it. Couldn't give a stuff if you accept or not like but there you go.<ok>:) :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Must be nice :undecided:
     
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    Must be awful for you.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Gets boring after a while.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm off on my hols soon, it never gets boring mate, it bloody flies over.

    Will you be watching the filthy mackems tonight?
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Think I will. Kick off here is around 10 I think.
    But I always get kick offs wrong.
     
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  8. Heed

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    As I'm not obsessed with Sunderland, I think I'll get on with something useful. like Knitting...
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Watching the first fifteen minutes of the show tonight, Sky have featured all of the teams who they think will be in the mix and there are some who really do mean business.

    And then we've got the mackems <laugh>
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It came to a choice between bingo with wife and kids at the hotel with the camp rep... or sitting in a corner bar with 3 big screens and footy.

    Nee two fat ladies for me.

    Here's my view...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    That lass looks like she is having a screaming orgasm. Must be my mustard chino shorts...
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    She's looking at the menu but mouthing the word kunt clearly at you then for wearing those yellow chinos.

    Have you shouted 'Come on Derby' yet?

    Top of your voice now.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    No mate. Sat with some random mackems havin a laugh. I asked them if they eould celebrate 7 in a row if they nail another derby tonight. They asked me to clear my throat more as there seemed to be a Spanish Manager's dick stick down it.

    1-1 it is. <laugh>

    We are currently debating and agreeing on how big a **** The wolly with the brolly is.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I was discussing this with my lad before. We discussed McWally's island and his lack of height. What a shortarse he is.
     
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    **** me. Empty pink seats everywhere.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Never seen it that bad. Genuinely feel sorry for the poor sods. Really do.
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    Yessssssssssssssssss
     
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  18. General Lee Speaking

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    Oh dear.
     
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    GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <laugh>
     
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    That didn't take long.....
     
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