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Disabled toilets

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. anyone else use these? there quality for doin ****es. ther massive and clean as **** <ok>
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No, but I do use a disabled parking badge that I got off my grandad and just walk a bit gimpy for a few yards.
     
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  3. lone ranger

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    love using these, you can spread your legs out, there's a big handle for you to heave on if its a monster and there's that handy red cable if you run out of bog roll <ok>

    5 stars!
     
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    You're a disabled toilet <ok>
     
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  5. Castleger

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    Great for shaggin in, loads a space and aw these brackets and supports that can help increase the positions available.

    Unless it's a disabled **** yer shagging, that might be different
     
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  6. <laugh>

    a used the one in dubai aiport cos in dubai thers no urinals, this stops u bein gay, so thers a ****off queues to use the bogs which are all blocked wae big arab turds.

    it said on the door 'female help is permitted'

    am awrite a can do a ****e maself thanks. <ok>
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    the toilet seat is always slightly higher aswell which makes it slightly comfier.

    i used to always use the disabled toilet on the 4th floor at college. the lift only went to the 3rd floor so it was never used.
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Theres one on each floor in my office. I call it the throne room rather than a cubicle. I was up at my mum and dads the last 2 nights and the physio has installed a raised toilet seat thing which is class. It's on a kind of zimmerframe and u can use the handles at the top for extra leverage when the monster ****e is needed <ok>
     
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    Wouldnt have thought many disabled punters would manage that last flight of stairs. Great design idea, you weren't involved with that one Dougie??
     
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    a boy in ma work got stuck in a disable toilet, an hour and 2 fire engines later he was finally freed.

    Always been a bit wary of them since...
     
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    "A boy in my work".....sure you don't mean you? ;)
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    my office did design the college way backbut i wasnt even born then.

    it clearly used to be a store though its about the size of my living room.

    and on that note im off for a ****e. <ok>
     
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  13. our school had the dumbest lift ever. as soon as u got out at 1st floor there was 2 stairs u had to go down! so u had to get helped down if u were a wheeler anyway. pointless lift.com
     
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    Dont forget your camera, and the 12" rule that your colleague nibbles on<ok>
     
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    i blocked the disabled toilet at work about 2 years ago with a ****ing monster, couldnt get it to flush and just thought "**** it, it's not like i like the cleaner". obviously because we dont have any disabled people the cleaner never went in there and it lay waiting for some time. About 2 months after the joyous event it was discovered. the toilet had dried out and it was ****ing reaking :emoticon-0119-puke: due to the magnitude of the ****e and the fact that it had mummified itself in bogroll in the warm disabled toiled a plumber had to be called in to clear the blockage.

    when the finger pointing began no one knew it was me (working late dump) and i swiftly pointed the finger at my boss. 2 years later and he still gets slagged off about it and even partners from companies we work with in norway and canada use this to noise him up.

    ****ing dick <laugh>
     
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  16. VenomPD

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    <laugh> I did that when I worked at BT and blamed it on the massive fat guy who stank of BO and never spoke to anyone.
     
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  17. lone ranger

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    <laugh>

    he still takes a beemer 2 years later <laugh> he'd probably sack me on the spot if he ever found out <laugh> might tell him when i leave <ok>
     
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    <ok> Deffo need to tell him if you've burned your bridges anyway. When I worked for Comet I took a pish in the upstairs stock room all over some TV's. Luckily I worked on the shop floor and the stock-room guy got the blame.
     
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  19. Bhoy From Brum

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    Only downside of the toilets is the big red cable!!!

    Dozy ****s downstairs keep pulling it thinking its the light switch & setting all the ****ing alarms off <doh>

    We have 2 guys sprinting over thinking there's a spacca on the floor like a fly in water when they should know by now there are no disabled people here.
     
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  20. VenomPD

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    There are no disabled toilets offshore.
     
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