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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah but did thry cut her wide open or two small cuts.

    The size of the cut is the real difference?

    What did she do for the duration of the operation?
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It should be.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah.... you've been watching western again.

    Or that Mormont fella getting his scabs picked off.
     
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  4. saintanton

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    I wouldn't worry - you've probably confessed all in your sleep anyway.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's the best thing about being an insomniac, I don't have to worry about that. <laugh>
     
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  6. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Have you informed Gina of your ceramic balls and titanium shaft yet?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No <laugh>
     
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  8. Tobes

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    I don't think you can chop someones knee out without being somewhat invasive mate <laugh>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This is true <laugh>

    Or hip <laugh>
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    the size of cut is no big deal its the meccano stuff that is unnerving.
    Knowing my mum she just rambled on about any old tosh that flitted across her brain , in fact by the end i bet they wish they had given her a general <laugh>
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Somewhat is relative you chundering ****chops.

    Minimally invasive refers to the least invasive the can be sawing you leg bone off... not that is not invasive at all.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's my hip first <grr> All of them will be ****ing invasive <yikes>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Who do you think is performing the operation.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She'll hopefully be 'operating' on me again in around a week <yikes>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Will she be talking about a titanium shaft?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's as hard as titanium <laugh>
     
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  17. saintanton

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    Must be inconvenient going round Asda.
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Not at all if buying shirts or ties. Gives a convenient place to hang them.
     
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  19. Garlic Klopp

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    What do you think he pushes the trolley with, leaves both hands free for those packs of Carling on special offer, 36 tins for a tenner!
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Everything's inconvenient.

    #crutches
     
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