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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh>. In all honesty I doubt I'd get to go to UK by myself, having an American woman with me would probably be a big giveaway.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just leave her in the car and take her out a bottle of lemonade and a bag of scratchings <ok> She wouldn't be the first yank we've had in there <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Saw the consultant yesterday. It's going to be the hip replacement first, which seems logical. It's not a general anaesthetic either. Injection in the spine <yikes> He then said "shall we do both knees at the same time?" <yikes> I'm not sure I like the idea of that.
     
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    Have your entire skeleton replaced, it will save going back in the future
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My hew hip will be constructed as follows

    Socket - plastic

    Ball - ceramic

    Shaft - titanium

    <yikes>
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> That's what it feels like. he was in The Fall Guy too <laugh>
     
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  8. Solid Air 2

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    think most are now done with spinal blocks these days.
    i'd get some advice about how restricted you will be if have all 3 done in comparison to them being done seperately.
    Try to get advice from other sources as well as the surgeon as they can be a bit blase about it in my experience.
     
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  9. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Wouldn't you need to be in a wheelchair for a while either way?

    If so do both at same time.

    You have experience of mobility scooters, wheelchairs should be no different for you :bandit:
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He wasn't on about doing all three at the same time <laugh> Hip first, then knees, or one knee then the other.
     
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  11. Solid Air 2

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    needing to use a wheelchair to protect a leg is different from being unable to use either i.e. can RHC lift his bodyweight & swing it from chair to toilet .
     
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  12. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    No idea mate. Is he a fat ****er lol.
     
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  13. Solid Air 2

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    well if you are going to litter your posts with ambiguous statements confusion is bound to reign.:bandit:
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wheelchairs aren't allowed. They want you up and about as soon as poss <ok>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    11.5 stone <ok>
     
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  16. Solid Air 2

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    yep fat ****er .
     
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  17. Tobes

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    Tell him to **** clean off and you want a general. Who the **** wants to be conscious whilst a surgeon literally has a hammer and chisel in their hands ffs <yikes>

    A mate of mine is going in for his knee shortly and they've offered him the choice of general or local and he said he'd ****ing faint if it was the latter.
     
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    Get ****ed off <laugh>
     
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  19. Solid Air 2

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    damn sight safer though



    though personally given a choice i'm with you as i'm gettin to be a bit of a wuss in my old age.
    Though was surprised i was given a general for my last surgery as it seemed a bit overkill but when after i came round and found out what a hamfisted useless tosser the surgeon was i realised why they suggested the general <grr>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    <laugh> **** off, Bambi <ok>
     
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