The Virgil Van Dijk Stays at Southampton Thread

In a recent survey 80% of Scousers have admitted to having sex in the shower. The other 20% have not been to prison yet

 

The Scousers need to listen to their manager who said about Philippe Coutinho interest:

"If you say he is not available to be sold, where is the interpretation?" Klopp reiterated on Monday.
"The word 'not' means there is no interpretation. There is nothing new."

I have put it in blue in line with our policy of showing irony in this way.

 

Hold on chaps, as a Saints-'Pool based transaction doesn't Astro have to pay the Liverpool premium?
So £30 if he loses?

 

Fixed that for you

 

That goal just added at least £10,000 to Mane's Inter fee

 

Glad to see you entering into the spirit of the thread Astro!

 

http://www.not606.com/threads/liverpool-van-dijk-teenage-sulk-thread.348975/page-123#post-10795872

Pearls before swine!

 

I watched you too, will be signing on Thursday

 

Have to check but don't think that's one of my bets

 

Is it true that VVD didn't take part in the filming of the cringey Sky thing where they do the walk out when they announce the line up? Was he the only one who didn't do it?

 

Everyone is supposed to do it and the one where they pretend to celebrate a goal....for some, that is pure method acting as they have no idea. Someone said that VVD was there....but who knows.

 

The bloke really is a prick. I don't want him anywhere near my club. Make him come out publicly saying he wants to leave, hand in a transfer request, and then **** off.
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/15446756.Stalemate_at_Saints_as_van_Dijk_stands_firm/

 

Les mustn't give in. Pragmatists will say get shot of him....mmm, shot, now there's an idea....but sometimes you have to bite the bullet....there's that idea again Pay him his basic pay and make him miss out on football for a season...I call that an investment in our credibility. Paint yourself into a corner, Dijkhead....we don't want you playing for us anyway.

 

Would love this to happen, but it won't. It can't be great for squad morale and it also leaves us a CB down whilst the sulky twat keeps throwing his hair tie out of the pram. He also hasn't played any football now for 7 months .

 

Stay strong Les. You have this fan's support. Make the stand, despite the potential negative effect to us. Do it.

DO NOT SELL HIM TO LIVERPOOL

 

Don't blink Les.

 

The first team all seem chirpy at the moment, so he mustn't be allowed near them. Mauricio is planning for life without him....so send VVD on gardening leave so he doesn't stink the place up. He can pay to train somewhere else. Les Reed should be completely unavailable to him or his agent.....they might get the message then.

Echo what others say: Whatever happens, Les. Not Liverpool.

 

I support Les in standing firm, he must NOT get sold to Liverpool!
I trust we are withholding his wages all the time he is suffering from petulant sulking sickness?

 

You've got to be careful about that....don't give him an excuse to go to a tribunal. I think it is only a matter of time before a footballer tests his contract in court....possibly under restraint of trade?