Transfer Rumours City transfers - Summer 2017

Ruddy Nora.

 

There's Liverpool Bayern on ITV4, very good game, Liverpool look great

 

Our lass is watching something, she's quiet and not disturbing me. I'm not going to change that for Liverpool. We get married a week on Sunday, it isn't worth it.

 

It's racist.

 

Ryan Kent has just set up a lovely Liverpool goal

 

He isn't coming.

 

Everyone bangs about Ryan Kent like he's Lionel Messi.

I'd never heard of the **** until about 3 weeks ago.

 

Highly unlikely but still seemed relevant

 

He's the double of Phil Parkes and better between the sticks. You'll love him mate.
Uses Cossack too.

 

I'm googling the ****house.

 

Maguire just scored for Leicester. Hearing the Leicester fans chant Harry's name isn't right.

They still do the 'you're **** ahhh' thing to the opposition keeper too. The ****s them.

 

Do I not like the cut of his jib.

Needs a proper haircut does the lad, looks a right tit.

 

Re Kent, Liverpool have another game left in Germany tomorrow, then they're going to Dublin on Saturday. Plus, he needs to sign a new contract before he goes out, he probably won't go anyway till mid August

 

Disagree

 

Fair enough.

 

Seriously Chazz, what do reckon to this Kent, any good? (on the off chance we get him of course)

 

I think he'll join Leeds.

 

Absolutely no idea who he is mate.

 

Ah! In that case I'll follow Carmine's example and google him

 

I'm only on page 456, but I find it ****ing astonishing that people think what is or isn't written in the press has anything to do with anything. Including 'keeping things quiet' and 'staying under the radar', likewise 'we're not trying to do anything' and all that bollocks.

If you think clubs find out about who's in demand, who has offers, who's available or anything else from reading the back page of the sun or twitter, you need your head looking at.