Off Topic Oh dear Stan Kroneke

I must admit, I like the black bean burgers you can get as alternatives to meat. I went mostly vegetarian for a while back when I was getting a gout attack every other week. The sausage meat alternative was horrible though.

 

This is the best lab grown meat...

www.bitelabs.org

 

Wow. I'm not sure what to make of that. Bizarre but fascinating.

 

I'm sure it has to be a hoax.

Funny enough though, I don't think I could eat human meat even if lab grown but I'd be willing to give a sample so other people could eat lab grown me. (Not the real me, noone may eat me).

I think it would be rather amusing to have lab grown meat made from my own cells.

 

Any man who buys quorn from the supermarket is basically speaking in code to the checkout boy that he wants to slide inside him.

 

checkout boy? Where do you shop, in the 1960s?

 

There's one in the supermarket that he goes to. To buy Quorn...

 

Manchester mate, so close

 

Yep that's one a hoax, but the whole concept is pretty fascinating. Initial reactions are that it's a bit of a 'Frankenstein' food. But if people are going to eat meat, then it makes a lot of sense from an ethical and environmental perspective.

 

WTF are they called nowadays?

 

depends who they are. Someone to help you pack - don't exist. Person who takes the money - Cashier. Very rarely little boys now.

 

Self service checkouts in the 21st Century

 

I refuse to use those ****ing things. Not only do they put people out of jobs (the supermarkets can afford to pay people £9ph to work the checkouts)

but the ****ing infuriating 'incorrect item in the bagging area' makes me want to ****ing lob jars of bolognaise sauce at the walls.

 

I lost my rag in Sainsbury's recently. It kept chirping away about 'incorrect item in bagging area'

Finally, I shouted '****ing shut it' and punched the ****ing thing - hard. To my surprise, it shut up!..

 

I'm no fan, a decision made by a ****ing accountant who hasn't a Scooby about customer service.

What tips me is the red light that comes on when your buying a bottle of wine, Sandra the half arsed assistant takes about 5 minutes to tear herself away from chatting to her mate on the end till, and then begrudgingly drags her fat arse across to confirm that a bloke in his 40's is old enough to consume said item. By the time this process is complete, I want to smash her over the ****ing head with it and torch the store.

So I tend to send my wife if we need booze these days

 

Cashier sounds right, but checkout boy sounded way more homosexual for the purpose of my quorn statement.

 

The full checkouts with the belts and that? **** that ****, they make me want to cave them in after 3 beeps.

The other ones you can't take a trolley to, they're ok though, you sometimes find the odd tenner left in them

 

And how.do you know this?

 

Rent boys