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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    No not another Obi trubute thread. I think we will still break our transfer record this window. I can feel it in my water. The bog one is coming.....


    Are you hopeful?
     
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  2. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    Sounds a bit scary.
     
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  3. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a pile of ****e to me <laugh>
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    My fat pissed fingers. Soz.

    Here's a big one.


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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You'll probably have a 'bog' one after that Albert.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    The problem is, i've struggled alll week withthe bog in my otel. Ithas a week flush so you have to nip it if you catch my drift. Itsa really decent hotel but has abog standard bog.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Why not just have a dump in a placcy bag and chuck it oot the window? <laugh>
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Where you at ACS? Cyprus? I'm due out there soon for two weeks.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I'm not ****ing bear grylls mate. Bear arse maybe.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    In Paphos mate. Near tomb of the kings.

    If you're my neck of the woods i'll get you a beer mate.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    My view right now.

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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Are those your false teeth in the bottom of that pint, Albert Steptoe? <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It's the stump from where my 'sixth digit' was removed..... :)
     
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  16. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    I will be in Polis soon, can't wait, love Cyprus.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Very hot as usual GLITF.

    I've extended the trip to 3 weeks earlier. The beer did it hahha. Wife happy.. kids happy... that't the main thing. Bairns love the gyros out here.
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Obi there as well then, is he?
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Odds have fallen massively today on Barkley joining.

    Just saying.
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Only as a few silly people have placed bets
     
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