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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Mmmmm, bubbly
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    300 easy today ..... bored and nothing else to do.
     
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    Correction, I reckon you have laundry to do <ok>
     
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  4. San Diego

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    I have farted some today already
     
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    San Diego, Jul 30, 2017
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    only one fart today
     
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    kiwiqpr, Jul 31, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    so far
     
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    but its early yet
     
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    anything could happen
     
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    theres number two
     
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  10. San Diego

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    Number two's don't count as farts <ok>
     
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    Farts shouldn't be lumpy, just so you know.
     
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    no follow thru
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    this time anyway
     
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    A bit like darts here today...........One Hundred and Eighty!........
     
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    Been awake a few hours, 12 maybe??
     
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    San Diego, Aug 1, 2017
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    My wife tells me l fart in my sleep ..................... 657
     
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    Some farts have occurred, quantity unknown
     
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    San Diego, Aug 2, 2017
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    I've been plugged...... starting to balloon!
     
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    3 or 4, maybe 5, oops definitely 6.....
     
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    I have farted some today
     
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