'Beel' or 'Smug' and up pops Smug or Bri. It's like wafting a fiver around in Essex.. within 3 minutes there's a gob round your pommel end.
Arse clenching situations with his arse butler. I don't need to mention him he will appear for Popeye.
Funny init? How complete mongs tend to accuse others of the behaviors they're currently displaying. See you later **** lips.
Are you Balloons boy or his arse grazing mouth piece ? In fact run this guy through as a 2nd account please Reg @brb Banham' 2sussmeetings #bantz23
True story Smug had a van and it had a sticker on the back that said . 'How is my driving?" He claimed to have printed the premium rate number for a brutal sex gay chat line as a prank. Can you confirm or deny this ? @Bri606
Say " Smug " 3 times and bumbling Bri's doctor Spock pops up. He's probably playing tents with a picture of Smug in his hand at this very moment.
@Smug in Boots I'm back to my fighting weight, come to Malaga you ****. You were speaking about my mate's bird, I'll not mention Senga's name. Let's ****ing dance you ****. Hiya, Si