Ahhh tramadol... I remember those... Used to be quality for comedowns I'm ****ing drunk, need to go home soon... Been on it since about 8pm n been ****ing some hanging chick as well n now I'm starting to sober up beginning to regret it Definitely home time soon
**** it you only live once just take it for what it is. Good fun I would have been away as soon as I nailed her, but that's just me. No regrets
Nah she's really bad pal! Don't get me wrong, I'm fully of the belief that you ain't a real man til you ****ed a pig... But this is something else -easily the ugliest bird I've ever drilled Can't really leave cos dragged them to pals flat n can't leave him with 2 nutters on his own Bad times
Just class it as being in training for the big event Must be something in the water cos I done my worst ever last week, too. Just get your head down and tell her to leave you alone.
Nah she's fully aware of my stance If it is a warm up then I won't be banging anything this bad when we go out. More likely I'll be ****ing alone in the hotel room at 4am
I deserve a medal. The sister in law and sprogs did an 8 night stint, leaving yesterday, the mother in law arrived today, leaving Tuesday.
Off to the Oval tomorrow. Looks set for a cracker until it inevitably starts to piss down, could even be all over by tea, will depend on if we seen the bokks back in. Few pints in town before the train if it finishes early, any recommendations from you London based ****wits?
If the cricket gets rained off, which it looks like it will, you could go and watch Arsenal play Benfica in the Emirates cup ....