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Off Topic If you could sign any Premier League footballer for your club, who would it be and why?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by AKCJ, Jul 27, 2017.

  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> He's ****ing priceless isn't he ?
     
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  2. SpursDisciple

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    Walker. Not bitter.
     
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  3. Come on... in you pop, Bluey!


    fishing net.jpg
     
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  4. Spurlock

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  5. HaslemereKev

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    It didn't say a lot of things.... but you obviously want to take it how you want, while HIAG pretends he is on the WUM!

    It also doesn't say 'currently playing' so maybe I'll just go for Cantona <whistle>
     
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  6. Blueman

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    Don't give me that crap, you ****ed up. ****ing idiot.
     
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  7. Blueman

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    You got it wrong. Off you **** Hiag.
     
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  8. AKCJ

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    Rattled? <laugh> Afraid not, Quentin.

    It's more of an under-the-breath giggle at your ****wittery. I know I shouldn't laugh at people like yourself, as it's immoral but I'm afraid I just can't help it <rofl>
     
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  9. AKCJ

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    The net of defeat raised less than a page later.


    Vintage HIAG.
     
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  10. AKCJ

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    The thread is "If you could sign any Premier League player".

    Is Gareth Bale a Premier League player?
     
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    Claim the points mate @PISKIE
     
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    I went for current player Sanchez, but I don't know for how long he will remain one
     
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  13. See how easily I can cause a massive disturbance amongst the 'Pede!
     
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  14. Okay, if I am permitted only a current Prem player, I'd go for Pogba.

    He's bound to start finding the net soon, and I reckon Poch would turn him into a beast of a player.
     
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    I've changed my mind and going for Sanguero. It's actually Sanchez and Aguero but I've decided they're a couple so can come as a package!
     
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    You can only dream Bell, ask mummy for another sandwich.
     
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    A league winner like at Spurs and Southampton, very beastly indeed Bell.
     
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  18. paultheplug

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    Probably turn out to be like Sanogo.
     
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    I was thinking more in line with the written Bob Dylan's song " Long and Wasted Years " :)
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Another day. Another rinsing for HIAG.

    3 points awarded to Ginger Marks
    1 FUM point awarded to HIAG
     
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