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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Nightmare image now embedded in my mind's eye. Thanks for that.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    He has many circumcised friends.
     
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  3. Brian Storm

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    Now that did intrigue me. Is this the site?

    http://thesensibleparty.blogspot.co.uk/

    Teenage Pregnancies

    We at the sensible party believe in tackling the root cause of problems.

    The Problem: The number of teenage pregnancies, and indeed in unplanned, unwanted or ill-prepared for births put a great strain on our country's social service and benefit systems.


    Our Solution: We propose the compulsory fitting of sub dermal hormonal birth control devices to all school children 12 years of age, which can be removed upon the completion of a certificate in parenting skills and the gaining of at least one recognised educational qualification.

    This simple action will eliminate all teenage pregnancies, and ensure all new parents have the necessary skills to cope with their responsibilities.

    Yet another sensible policy for a sensible Britain.


    If that's his party I was right, he is a ****. <yikes>
     
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  4. Stan

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    We've had all this on the Politics thread. Nietzsche and numerous doctors told him to sit down but he carried on strumming his little weeny.
     
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  5. Stan

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    He circumcised them himself.

    For free.
     
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  6. Deleted #

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    Surely it's a pisstake

    Prison Population Policy

    Today's prisons are overcrowded and the people who reside in them do so without giving anything back to our land. Our policy will see these people put to good use. Prisoners will spend shifts in human sized hamster wheels that are attached to generators, thus supplying power to the nearby community.
    The amount of time that is spent in the wheel is to be calculated by taking the length of their sentence in hours and dividing it by fifteen, once the inmate has produced this number of kilowatt hours of electricity, he or she will be released.
    This scheme will have multiple benefits. In addition to supplying part of the country's power needs it will keep the inmates fit, provide incentive not to re-offend and instill the core value that hard work pays off.

    A Sensible Policy for a Sensible Britain.
     
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  7. Tobes

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    That's a piss take

    This is Pete's reality
    http://www.thesensibleparty.org.uk/index.html

    It's registered with the electoral commission <laugh>
     
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  8. Brian Storm

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    Two years to draft their policies. You sure that's not a piss take too <laugh>
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

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    It's quite incredible that someone can post so much yet say so little ......
     
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  10. DMD

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    Aye. I'm amazed you haven't shown everyone pictures of the award you must have been presented with for it.
     
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  11. DMD

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm For a homophobic bigot, you seem to be fixated with bums and bollocks. Step out of the closet, we live in an open minded tolerant society.
     
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    Stevie Wonder saw that reply coming. New material needed.
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    As I posted that it crossed my mind that you'd come back with a comment like that but I doubted even you could stoop so low.

    It's the internet equivalent of 'Nur nur ne nur nur' ...... you're absolutely pathetic.
     
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  14. DMD

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    Barbarically mutilating childrens sex organs isn't something I'd link my mates or their families to, but I wouldn't honestly know.
     
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  15. DMD

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    You're a right barrel of laughs and no mistake.
     
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  16. Smug in Boots

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    It's just the same tired old stuff that's been kicked around these forums for years isn't it?

    And he has the nerve to criticise other people's 'content' <laugh>

    'Staff member' ffs ..... he's a member all right and no mistake.
     
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  17. DMD

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    It wasn't a general criticism from me, just a specific one about you and one, maybe two other posters. You just burble about yourself, get stroppy and dictate who should post what.

    Loosen up, you take yourself far too seriously. You don't have to keep trying to justify your life, nobody really cares all that much.
     
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  18. Smug in Boots

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    Criticise all you want, I couldn't care less about the opinions of the likes of you tbh.

    I'm laughing at you, you're absolutely ****ing witless and I doubt you can even convince yourself otherwise.

    You just hang around here because you've nowhere else to go <laugh>
     
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  19. DMD

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    And you wonder why replies mirror your comments. <doh>

    Have you tried meditation to help your anxiety and insecurity issues?

    Try to lighten up and have fun. It's only a message board. People use it as light relief from important things. Maybe you need a hobby?
     
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  20. Brian Storm

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    Mr ****ing boring is still dominating the thread i see. He not saying anything and the thread is **** all to do with him, yet he's all over the ****ing thing like crabs. <laugh>
     
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