Sunderland board v Newcastle board

I'm just as happy having a bottle of Double Maxim in the Victory on match day ..... but variety is the spice of life tbh.

 

You're making stuff up now.

 

Smug has arms like most blokes legs .

 

Me neither. And they like me.

I don't like balloons, my fake family all died in a hot air ballooning accident.

 

He has to wear boots instead of gloves. Slip ons, obviously as tying the laces would be a problem.

 

I like it when people slate other posters for being a sad case that Insults people on a football forum, whilst Insulting people on a sad football forum.

 

The other Sunderland fans can vouch for his massive cock too.

 

I suppose some people have to take themselves seriously, to make up for the fact no ****er else does.

 

I'm quite sure you've been invited Tel, on here or by pm, if not excuse me ..... you and your lass would be welcome.

We've had a few conversations, on pm, so I think you're a decent bloke.

I'm not sure what you think of this little band of weirdos like DMD but that's your business.

They seem quite tense and disturbed but you may them personally so I could be wrong.

 

I don't think most people on this forum know each other in real life and meet up with each other.
Fan invited me over to his 7 bedroom house in Stoke all expenses trip but I **** it apparently.

Probably travelling by flying carpet.

 

Shame that, him pulling the rug from under you.

 

90% of the Sunderland posters know each other personally.

If you spend your time talking to anonymous strangers, on the internet, that would explain a lot tbh.

 

Canary Dave up in Sunderland this weekend, to meet your mate Syd.

 

Not often i agree with Smug. But he's correct here.

Loads on the sunderland board know each other. I was talking with MrRAW only yesterday down the seafront.

 

I have one of the Mags down here for a holiday soon.

I can't say who, as he'd be crucified, but he's well known ..... he certainly shows up the likes of Sammy and his pathetic prejudice.

 

I don't think most people on this forum know each other in real life and meet up with each other.
Fan invited me over to his 7 bedroom house in Stoke all expenses trip but I **** it apparently.

Probably travelling by flying carpet.

He's usually tucked up in bed by 8pm .

 

You seem to be worryingly certain of your facts

 

Yeah you've offered many times pal, I wasn't talking about your gaff it was a wedding Dunc was chatting about...

I don't know the guys on here personally, everything probably points to me and DMD not getting along given who else is digging him out but I've not had any ruckus with him or bothered to read the mountains of drivel posted on the politics thread (which seems to be where most of the heat comes from on this board for anybody) so I'm fairly oblivious at this point.

What I will say is that I know you're a genuine bloke and despite the username you are actually very humble. You extend your generosity in many ways on this site and you seem to collect haters for it for some reason.

There's always problems on this site when people take down the anonymity element. Even Dunc was taking heat for it last week, I wouldn't get too fussed pal you're not the only one it happens to.

 

I haven't got a clue what you've posted cause I couldn't give a flying **** about you. You on the other hand seem to be a walking encyclopedia of mine and smug's posts. You creepy stalker. Get a life man you complete loser