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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nope, you're the first.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 17, 2011
  2. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Just don't expect to get them back!
     
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    Manobear, Aug 17, 2011
  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    This is how i like to converse on not606, infact this is me just last night -

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    The wife taking some sexy pics of me..
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Sexy beast
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Aug 17, 2011
  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Thanks.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  6. Red Baron

    Red Baron Active Member

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    But to be fair, there aren't many you wouldn't...
     
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    Red Baron, Aug 17, 2011
  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You mean not many i haven't...
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  8. Red Baron

    Red Baron Active Member

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    I mean both. Oh, and to keep on topic, man u sucks... <whistle>
     
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    Red Baron, Aug 17, 2011
  9. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    This thread is becoming increasingly difficult to masturbate to. Picked up a little when Skylarker posted his pic, but now it's gone into the dank dark depths of Mick Hucknalls underpants.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Aug 17, 2011
  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?
    A: Trustworthy.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011

  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    A good technique is to masturbate while looking at pictures of yourself.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  12. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Tried it. Never last very long.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Aug 17, 2011
  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd fan?
    A: Skid marks in front of the dead dog.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah it's best when you're in a rush, or in stealth mode.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  15. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    That better?

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    Bunny's too tight to mention!
     
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    Swarbs, Aug 17, 2011
  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Is that you Swarbs?

    Very nice.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Anyway i blame luvgonzo.

    One flippant comment about sucking off a goat and the thread has turn into a ****ing slut fest.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 17, 2011
  18. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    weird.

    It looks liek every part of that pic is of Mick Hucknall in different situations. Every part.
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Aug 17, 2011
  19. Psycho2k

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    Q: What's the difference between a Scouser and a coconut?
    A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut.
     
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    Psycho2k, Aug 17, 2011
  20. KingPepeReina.

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    Whats the difference between a Man United fan and a trampoline.
    You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
    What would you call 100 Man United fans on the moon?
    A problem.
    What would you call 1000 Man United fans on the moon?
    A bigger problem.
    What would you call all Man United fans on the moon?
    Problem solved.
    How do you stop a Man United fan from drowning.
    Take your foot of their head.
    What should you never knock a Man United fan off a bicycle?
    It might be your bicycle.
     
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    KingPepeReina., Aug 17, 2011
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