I had heard that Les Reed was now calling himself Caligula and planning to marry his horse, but you are right: it sounds more like Boris!
Mods....can we start a new thread and keep it on topic? We have 194 pages with no exciting news and the locals appear to have gone native!
I have to admit for a possible transfer thread the subject matter has been mainly anything but!!......Mind you it has helped the boredom a bit......... If we started a new thread on the subject it would quickly disappear off the page as there isn't any real news!!!!!!
As I understand it, Man City are buying everyone on the planet, for the total cost of the GDP of a medium sized developed country. Which leaves the rest of us to decide whether to pay astronomical sums for ordinary players, or alternatively, twiddle our thumbs and wait for sanity to be restored; if it ever is.
I have heard a rumour from a very reliable source that we are looking bring in reinforcements to increase our number of host families. https://southamptonfc.com/news/2017-07-25/southampton-academy-player-host-families