Surely not - can't believe that sort of behaviour would occur between a bunch of "adults" on a footy forum - especially people who support the same club.......
A pint i think , but I used to call the number at 4am and wrote it on a toilet door in Finsbury park gents offering hand jobs.
Maybe we could have a whip round to buy Simon a buddy. A whip round, a ballgag round, a gimp mask round......