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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Why did you buy a butt plug ?
     
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    Reference your pet ass plug. He needs a hair cut.
     
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    Yes you must have more personal details. ****ing sad sack. <laugh>
     
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    You once said you took it out with you quite often to pubs, clubs and knitting lessons didn't you?
     
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    I didn't <doh>
     
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    The wig is to hide the faecal matter .
     
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    Why have you got your pet rock in a dolls hand?

    To be fair, I had a pet rock, but we had to get rid, so I drowned it in the river, in a sack weighted down with puppies.
     
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    Another question Bri. Do you have interchangeable hair for your pet ass plug? And little outfits and stuff. Genuine question.
     
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    Was it a Christmas present?
     
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    Did you steal it?
     
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    Nothing wrong with a brown face dude.
     
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    They both went on loads of night out by loads of people. You need knitting levels, in jokes and close knit friends is clearly an alien concept to you. Is that why you're so interested in strangers?
     
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    Pfft, it's obvious, he found it 'in place' one romantic evening...
     
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    I've already told you. Not my fault if you automatically restore to factory setting once a week.
     
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    You mentioned knitting twice there. Do you knit him little outfits too?
     
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    Which factory did you pinch it from?
     
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    Aye off your mam. She licks clean after every use. She's good like that
     
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    He's made one that looks like you. <yikes>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    It's half black I'll give you that.
     
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    Mam <laugh>
     
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