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Who would win in a fight?

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    A bit of a silly thread, but who would win in a fight -

    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton

    Taylor vs Tiote


    When thinking about fights including Barton, imagine it's Barton with his leash off, not his calmed down self, his full unleashed mental self.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 17, 2011
  2. TJR_NUFC

    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton

    Taylor vs Tiote
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 17, 2011
  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Btw lads don't be biased towards Tiote, be serious.
     
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  4. Mr. Bump

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    Stupid article.
     
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  5. Mr. Bump

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    Yes everybody, be serious as this is a very important matter.
     
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    Tiote would somehow kick them all in
     
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  7. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I would say -

    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton

    Taylor vs Tiote
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 17, 2011
  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I didn't mean it like that... <doh>
     
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    It's a bit of fun lighten up and don't be a twat, if you don't like it don't read it.
     
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    Jonasaurus-rex, Aug 17, 2011
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    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton

    Taylor vs Tiote
     
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    I want curly hair too, Aug 17, 2011

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    Taylor vs Barton - BARTON

    Shola vs Tiote - TIOTE

    Shola vs Ranger - SHOLA

    Jonas vs Colo - COLO

    Tiote vs Barton - TIOTE

    Taylor vs Tiote - TIOTE
     
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    I take it Taylor is Steven?
     
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  13. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Silly thread as Tiote would win all the fights.

    Even the ones he isn't involved in.
     
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    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger unless it was a gun fight

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton. Draw both would be knocked out by a simultaneous punch

    Taylor vs Tiote
     
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    Taylor vs Barton - TIOTE

    Shola vs Tiote - TIOTE

    Shola vs Ranger - TIOTE

    Jonas vs Colo - TIOTE

    Tiote vs Barton - TIOTE

    Taylor vs Tiote - TIOTE


    ...My unbiased opinion
     
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    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton

    Taylor vs Tiote
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Aug 17, 2011
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    Even stupider comment.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Aug 17, 2011
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    <laugh>! I was like 'holy ****, APs got the star?!' then realised it was your avatar. You cheating bastard.

    Taylor vs Barton

    Shola vs Tiote

    Shola vs Ranger

    Jonas vs Colo

    Tiote vs Barton

    Taylor vs Tiote
     
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  19. Shorey13

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    How about?

    Tiote v George Elokobi

    Tiote v Essien

    Barton v Terry

    Barton v Vidic
     
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  20. Chappaz

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    Barton would be the one to beat. Unless one of the players has a past we don't know about, Barton is the only guy who would have had some real scrapping experience. That counts for a hell of a lot.
     
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