You're invited mate. We've been talking it about via PM. Imagine the owning you could dish out when you prove to everybody that all the BS you've come out with is actually true.
Due to the fact that whenever I hear a brummie accent I want to punch children & kick small dogs I shall not be able to attend
Nor will you Bell as you wouldn't want the lads to see your a baldy headed fat mummies boy who wears a nappy.