No, but I do use a disabled parking badge that I got off my grandad and just walk a bit gimpy for a few yards.
love using these, you can spread your legs out, there's a big handle for you to heave on if its a monster and there's that handy red cable if you run out of bog roll 5 stars!
Great for shaggin in, loads a space and aw these brackets and supports that can help increase the positions available. Unless it's a disabled **** yer shagging, that might be different
a used the one in dubai aiport cos in dubai thers no urinals, this stops u bein gay, so thers a ****off queues to use the bogs which are all blocked wae big arab turds. it said on the door 'female help is permitted' am awrite a can do a ****e maself thanks.
the toilet seat is always slightly higher aswell which makes it slightly comfier. i used to always use the disabled toilet on the 4th floor at college. the lift only went to the 3rd floor so it was never used.
Theres one on each floor in my office. I call it the throne room rather than a cubicle. I was up at my mum and dads the last 2 nights and the physio has installed a raised toilet seat thing which is class. It's on a kind of zimmerframe and u can use the handles at the top for extra leverage when the monster ****e is needed
Wouldnt have thought many disabled punters would manage that last flight of stairs. Great design idea, you weren't involved with that one Dougie??
a boy in ma work got stuck in a disable toilet, an hour and 2 fire engines later he was finally freed. Always been a bit wary of them since...
my office did design the college way backbut i wasnt even born then. it clearly used to be a store though its about the size of my living room. and on that note im off for a ****e.
our school had the dumbest lift ever. as soon as u got out at 1st floor there was 2 stairs u had to go down! so u had to get helped down if u were a wheeler anyway. pointless lift.com
i blocked the disabled toilet at work about 2 years ago with a ****ing monster, couldnt get it to flush and just thought "**** it, it's not like i like the cleaner". obviously because we dont have any disabled people the cleaner never went in there and it lay waiting for some time. About 2 months after the joyous event it was discovered. the toilet had dried out and it was ****ing reaking due to the magnitude of the ****e and the fact that it had mummified itself in bogroll in the warm disabled toiled a plumber had to be called in to clear the blockage. when the finger pointing began no one knew it was me (working late dump) and i swiftly pointed the finger at my boss. 2 years later and he still gets slagged off about it and even partners from companies we work with in norway and canada use this to noise him up. ****ing dick
I did that when I worked at BT and blamed it on the massive fat guy who stank of BO and never spoke to anyone.
he still takes a beemer 2 years later he'd probably sack me on the spot if he ever found out might tell him when i leave
Deffo need to tell him if you've burned your bridges anyway. When I worked for Comet I took a pish in the upstairs stock room all over some TV's. Luckily I worked on the shop floor and the stock-room guy got the blame.
Only downside of the toilets is the big red cable!!! Dozy ****s downstairs keep pulling it thinking its the light switch & setting all the ****ing alarms off We have 2 guys sprinting over thinking there's a spacca on the floor like a fly in water when they should know by now there are no disabled people here.
