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  1. brb

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    I think most seaside resorts and ports became **** holes from their heydays through turning them into bedsit lands for the lazy dole scrounging scum of the UK.
     
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  2. Brian Storm

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    Seen loads of **** hole towns, but i get that given the industry stripped for so many of them and virtually nowt invested to regenerate. Places like Sunderland, Hartlepool, Grimsby, Scunthorpe all not the best places.

    What I don't get is areas of cities which have the world at their finger tips but live worse than the the people stripped of industry. Blakelaw in Newcastle is without doubt the biggest hovel I've set foot in in my life and i've been in to the heart of boro. Dirty bastards. Have a bath.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Basically the towns nearest Scotland are backwards and unclean?
     
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  4. Brian Storm

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    Under cuts nowhere is clean. Britain is a ****hole.
     
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    You just live in the wrong bit.
    You are like an ant crawling around on a priceless Persian carpet , you only see what is around you random stitches.
    Where in fact Great Britain is a massive beautiful multi coloured vision of beauty.

    You just can't see the big picture dude.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Luton. ****ing Hovel.
     
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  7. Brian Storm

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    Matter of opinion <ok>
     
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  8. Zanjinho

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    Not done any mate, trying not to do too much at weekends. Last weekend was a exception.

    Not really done much this week. Preparing myself as the next task is fitting a new bathroom!
     
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    I'm on tenterhooks here pal <yikes>
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    FYI.

    They're TJ Maxx in the US. <ok>
     
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  11. Blueman

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    Most of the North and Portsmouth.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    How about we all post the ****test parts of our home town?

    Ladies and gentleman, I give you Weston...

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    Crackhead central of Southampton, where even a walk along the shore results in 12 year olds in tracksuits approaching you and asking if you 'smoke food blud' <laugh>
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Have I ever told you how much I liked you Bluey? <ok><laugh>
     
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  14. remembercolinlee

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    Erith in Kent right next to south east London.
    A comedian (called Linda Smith who was from Erith) once said she noticed how most towns and boroughs were twinned with places in Europe but Erith had a suicide pact with Calais <laugh>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

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    :emoticon-0132-envy: Your mouth is a ****hole
     
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  16. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Coventry, Stoke and Northampton spring to mind as utter ****holes.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    Coventry gave the world The Specials though, so it's off the hook just for that.

    Wtf ever came out of the hole that is Stoke (apart from my ex missus)?
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    More like The Specials gave us decent music, so they're off the hook for being from Coventry
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    Harsh. But probably fair.
     
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  20. Stan

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    Darts players.
     
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