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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Jul 20, 2017.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    This one is 7 years younger than me. I really could see us being close friends if it weren't for the attraction. I really enjoy talking with her. I work with her directly and will probably be working more with her in the near future.

    I do actually hope we somehow muddle through this and end up as friends... I've known her 3 months now and my attraction to her hasn't dropped.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    It's Stans way of dealing with the pain of having to live with only getting a 6th choice player so as to hide the embarrassment it's have a dig at your rivals.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    If only it were true Tel, seems like RM don't like you. :)
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Just enjoy it fella. Nothing wrong with a bit of innocent flirting and giving her compliments as long as it's all kept friendly. I would just enjoy the flattery and enjoy her company.

    You don't need to act on it. Trying to work out whether it's actually going to happen and what that would mean for your marriage will tear you apart. No need to go there.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just as well cos we don't like them either.
     
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  6. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    90% of the male population(married or not) would **** her brains out,me included.Probably why i'm divorced.<laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    Indeed, but better than being a junkie or alcoholic <ok>
     
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  8. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    I very rarely drink during the week, occasionally I may have the odd can on a weekday evening and on a Friday evening I will usually have 2 or 3 beers. Saturday is when I usually drink the most, anywhere from 4 to 7 pints. I hardly ever touch spirits or wine or booze on a Sunday.

    During my twenties I drank quite a lot, I used to go out on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday and have a proper skinful each night, but I was never a massive drinker at home. These days I drink a few cans or bottles at home and usually hit the pub on a Saturday.
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not really. I may be a raging alky, and I should probably be dead by now. But I would rather be either of those things than a thick inbred racist spanner who never leaves his boring backwater of a home town <ok>
     
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  10. The Prime Minister

    The Prime Minister Well-Known Member

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    Cool story drunk.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My wife would find out. She is sly. She knows everyone. You can't sneak things past her.. <laugh>. Wouldn't want to risk the marriage.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    This thread is turning into the erotic literature bit in the back of Razzle.

    I'm a 40 year old pilot happily married and owning my own 7 bedroom mansion in the Potteries.
    My wife is stunning 31 year old underwear model and I sometimes wonder how I managed to pull this hottie with perfect plump breasts and a firm butt .

    One day I was at university studying for my 3 and a half masters degrees when one of the law studends 15 years younger than me met my gaze.
    We hit it off straight away going to the beach , partying it was amazing.

    Then one day after a generous line of cocaine together in the student union bar toilet she unbuttoned her blouse revealing her round perky love mounds.
    There was a stirring in my trousers as she grasped the meaty beast unzipping my slacks to reveal my glistening pork sword...

    <laugh>
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You appear to have spent your entire adolescence locked in the bogs reading this sort of "literature". Sounds like you never actually reached the end of any of the stories though.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Admit it Archie you had your trousers around your ankles fapping away and I left you wanting more .:emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    No need for strides round the ankles, I have perfected the surreptitious stealth **** technique - essential for beating one's meat in the modern workplace..
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Archie trying to look alluring

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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Mate, if you've got to work with her, stay away. It could get very messy if you don't.

    As we used to say, you don't **** on your own doorstep. It tends to get trodden into your house!
     
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  20. Chief

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    Yep, been there years back. Started banging a young bird from HR and it nearly ended badly.

    On topic though, three small cans of Estrella and two large glasses of Pinot Grigio last night.
    No post golf pint either.
     
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