My Great Great Uncle founded Arsenal FC My Great Great Aunty jumped in front of King George V's horse at Epsom
I'll just answer this myself should I? The answer is A. My uncle, Alan Guy, played a few times for Newcastle but Peter Withe was keeping him out of the side. He also played for a few other clubs but his career was finished early when on loan at Peterborough (I think), he got injured in a tackle and when he went in for his operation the surgeon ****ed it up and hes never been able to walk since. Hes now in a wheelchair but still gets pretty well looked after by the PFA. They provide his wheelchair, specially adapted bed and other things also get provided for. He now attends every game at SJP as a supporter.
83 is correct. To my eternal shame the true answer was A. My Great Great Uncle founded Arsenal (or at least co-founded). My Nana, Elsie Danskin, was the daughter of William Danskin, and niece of David Danskin who was one of the founders of Dial Square FC which became Arsenal. It makes me sound older than I am because William was David's younger brother and had an extremely large family. My Nana was the second youngest of 19 sisters and 3 brothers. Different times.
Woah calm down, you are clearly stressed and uptight. Take some deep breaths and chill out as I don't want you having a stroke. and certainly not a stroke in to a sock or a flannel #hiagisclearlyrattled
A). I was once given two weeks guard duty for putting a chewed up chicken burger on a taxi driver's bald patch. B). I used to regularly shag my night shift supervisor in the admin office at work.
I knew somebody would take the easy joke. As it happens, it was A. My night shift supervisor was a man and I didn't shag him, not even once.
I was homeless when I was 16: A) I used to ride buses all round Southampton during the day when I had no where to go and it was **** weather. B) I used to walk around late at night trying random car doors to see if any were open so I could sleep in them.
