1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

The Billy bullshitter thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Deleted #, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. The Ginger Marks

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,564
    Likes Received:
    16,202
    <laugh> good answer but he said 'Who the **** are you'.
     
    #401
  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 23, 2012
    Messages:
    72,661
    Likes Received:
    57,082
    I hope you levelled the ponce?
     
    #402
    Libby, gooner4ever and PINKIE like this.
  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,910
    Likes Received:
    72,929
    A is true.

    In 2015 I was surfing at a place called San Onofre in Southern California. It's known for having Great Whites in the area. I spoke to the locals about Sharks before getting in and they were like 'Oh hell yeah, we sometimes see fins out beyond that rock over there' gesturing towards a group of rocks about 800 yards off the beach. 'But they usually stay the other side of that reef, so don't worry about it buddy'

    I paddled right out the back, took off on a fair sized wave, stuffed the bottom turn and came off. The wave took my board over the falls and I felt the heart sinking feeling of the leash snapping. When I came up I knew I had a long swim back to the beach. All I kept trying not to think about was that scene in Jaws where the shark breaks the wooden jetty and the bloke falls in. With his mate on what's left of the jetty shouting 'Just keep swimming, don't look back, swim faster. !' <laugh>

    Unfortunately there was an attack there in the spring this year. A woman survived but had some of her leg bitten off. Lots of Great White sightings in SoCal this year.
     
    #403
  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,910
    Likes Received:
    72,929
    A. I once painted the white lines on the pitch at the old Highbury stadium.

    B. I have been on the pitch at Arsenal at HT in front of a capacity crowd during a game.
     
    #404
  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2013
    Messages:
    11,371
    Likes Received:
    6,691

    Yep very true - drinking pints of Red Wine isn't the way to go
     
    #405
    Tobes and PINKIE like this.
  6. The Ginger Marks

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    40,564
    Likes Received:
    16,202
    Im going with B as I saw you being dragged off by the old bill for streaking. <yikes>
     
    #406
    Libby and Tobes like this.
  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,910
    Likes Received:
    72,929
    <laugh>

    Actually they are both true <ok> (not the streaking)
     
    #407
    Libby likes this.
  8. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 22, 2016
    Messages:
    7,337
    Likes Received:
    6,927
    An opportunity missed there Gooner.

    No second chance now though bless her.

    Always fancied her, from what was portrayed in the press.
     
    #408
    gooner4ever and Spurlock like this.
  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2011
    Messages:
    85,473
    Likes Received:
    90,517
    No it was actually A!!

    Though I did place a couple of bets that day, Ward Prowse first goal and 1-0 at 100/1 & Saints on pens at 10/1.

    @Archers Road talked me out of placing an insurance bet on Ibra first and United win <grr>
     
    #409
    Archers Road likes this.
  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,910
    Likes Received:
    72,929
    @Archers Road is a right **** to be honest <laugh>
     
    #410
    Archers Road likes this.

  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2011
    Messages:
    85,473
    Likes Received:
    90,517
    Every other bet I placed lost that day... if only he'd let me place that one <wah>
     
    #411
    Archers Road likes this.
  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    75,205
    Likes Received:
    91,486
    I once got 3 fillet meals from McDonald's because I had the munchies

    I once bought a 16 inch Meat feast pizza and fries for myself because I had munchies
     
    #412
    gooner4ever likes this.
  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2011
    Messages:
    85,473
    Likes Received:
    90,517
    A.

    Meat feast would be covered in pork.
     
    #413
  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,910
    Likes Received:
    72,929
    A,B and I reckon you went for an option C too. Fried Chicken wasn't it ?
     
    #414
  15. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    75,205
    Likes Received:
    91,486
    Halal..and Asians make meat feasts too mate lol
     
    #415
  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2011
    Messages:
    85,473
    Likes Received:
    90,517
    Both then.

    Ain't **** all for a munchie session
     
    #416
    PINKIE likes this.
  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    75,205
    Likes Received:
    91,486
    Damn you.....Chikanos do a bucket for £8.49

    6 spicey wings
    3 bags of chips
    6 pieces of fried chicken
    Tub of coleslaw
     
    #417
    Libby likes this.
  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    124,910
    Likes Received:
    72,929
    I ****ing knew it <laugh>

    Good effort fella.
     
    #418
    Spurlock and Libby like this.
  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    75,205
    Likes Received:
    91,486
    Enough for me you fat ****
     
    #419
    gooner4ever and Deleted like this.
  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2011
    Messages:
    85,473
    Likes Received:
    90,517
    Fried chicken was always a favourite when I used to get blazed.
     
    #420
    Spurlock likes this.

Share This Page