The Billy bullshitter thread

I reckon half of the Toon have played with old Jimmy mate

I'm ashamed to admit I actually found one of his CD's in an old collection I was sifting through. What the actual ****!

 

**** off Nige.

You can't play this game as you spout so much bullshit no one would actually believe a word you post.

 

I'm fancying A too.

 

You are right mate.

He practiced with him for about 6 months and only ever played one gig. I couldn't tell you what they called themselves or anything like that.

 

Just... wow!

So much bitterness and jealousy.

Don't worry, lads. I won't be making any more startling (and truthful) revelations.

I'll leave you lads alone to share your "yeah, well, I once was told to **** off by some Z-List twat!" stories.

 

Another one of my uncles played for Newcastle.

My cousin fought for the British Featherweight title and lost.

 

I met Cliff Richard once and guess what he said to me?

 

Glastonbury 2005. In the VIP area. I am friends with Juliet Eavis who is Michael Eavis' daughter, so I know the people organise the festival. I also know a group of circus performers who go every year, so I've been in the VIP area on several occasions. I sat with Bobby Gillespie, Kevin Shields (who was the guitarist from My Bloody Valentine) several of their friends, sound guys etc along with Juliet and my friends in Swamp Circus in one of the VIP tents and drank Champagne and rolled spliffs. It's no biggie really, just a bunch of festival goers and performers (most performers love being there for the atmosphere anyway) doing what one does at a festival.

I've told you plenty of times before, unlike you mate, I have no need to bullshit about any fantasy life on here

 

A. I once snapped my leash on my surfboard and then had a 500 yard swim back to shore in waters infested with Great White Sharks. The same place where there was an attack earlier this year.

B. I believe HIAG when he says he got blown by a Page 3 girl .

 

I know A is true!

 

Is that you Dec?

 

Mate Hiag cant believe that others actually have a better real life than him.

Why not have VIP passes - I go to lots of festivals and concerts and tend to be in the Golden Circle or have Premium seats. I go to many different sporting events with my mates (without telling them the true cost) but don't feel the need to brag about my life standards like Hiag.

Let Hiag be happy in his sad world and just sit back and take the piss.

 

You try too hard Nige, which is one of the reasons why your bullshit is sooooooo obvious

 

This

 

Anyway back on thread...,

I had VIP passes to see R.E.M. at Hyde Park and got completely pissed with Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. My very gay brother and her got so wasted that they ended up trying to have sex in the loos.


I played football at Loftus Road.

 

Going with A because it's a great story.

 

Do you come to this Cottage often?

 

A

 

A is a great story, and I'd like it to be true, but no, B.