She was driving an 11 year old French Bean tin before that though. Hardly the kind of smoker I'd expect to see a model wife of a wealthy entrepreneur driving her kids round in Nige.
HIAG plays his stadium gigs to adoring pussy, then drives home to his Coastal mansion in his Merc AMG, whilst getting blown by a page 3 girl. Whilst his hot model wife is doing the shopping at Aldi in her Rover 25. 'All of this is true, Pix'
Piskie is correct. He was pretty sound about it, even buying me a replacement. Still a tosser though.
Blimey! There is soooo much jealousy oozing from the 'Pede hardcore regarding my idyllic existence! I knew it would be a mistake for me to mention any of it. You lads have egos too greatly fractured to be able to accept me for who I am. I take none of it personally, as I know that isn't me whom you resent, rather it's what I represent to you, and the insecurities and dark emotions I stir up inside of you all. Sorry, lads. I'll go back to being a lowly burger-flipper, as that is far less threatening, and you seem to be able to handle that.
The lads hear you, Pix. I have tales far more thrilling than the handful I have revealed to divulge. But, don't you and Stan worry, mate. I won't breathe another word. I'll give you the time needed for your bruises to heal.
The only time I'd accept seeing either a Rover 25 or an 11 year old Pug on my drive would be if I was getting a pizza delivery Nige. I'd be less embarrassed being seen getting out of the back of sheep than an old Rover
Why do you have to make every thread about you? What's wrong with you? Aren't you in your 50's? You sad sack.
I suppose this being the bullshit thread, this comment above is in the right place. Anyway, here's a hint. When playing the game, you have to name one true account, they can't all be bullshit mate.
I've sat at a table and shared a bottle of champagne and a spliff with Bobby Gillespie from Primal Scream I took Kylie Minogue back to her hotel room once, but didn't want to cheat on the missus.
