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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Are you saying this isn't the billy big bollocks thread?
     
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    Ya , Yoga is for girls . Were you wearing your lululemon outfit ( whistling )
     
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    Just finished a steak. Reaching for the Rekorderlig again.



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    Rolling my second zoot of the evening...today was a good day
     
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    Glad to hear it bro. Wanna share why its been a good day with the gang?


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    Sun was out...had little Spurlock with me....been cruising checkin pussy out whilst being baked..he's a pussy magnet the little rascal...came back cooked, turned out well..simple pleasures bruh
     
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    The rats arrived today. I made water bombs for them. I then went for a run and smashed it. Drinking wine now.

    The little ones are still cute and funny but it's going to be a long week.
     
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    Love it.

    I used to take my bairn to the metro centre when she was first born. I would feed the bairn her milk and wind her, then play goochy goochy goo. Always got attention. The cute Dad trick works a treat.
     
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    The classic goochy goochy goo move

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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Dealing with an upset toddler who has just been woken up by a storm.

    Seems Daddy also forgot to put a nappy on him before bed too so that didn't help <doh>

    Bed sheets changed given him my quilt and some milk to cheer him up hopefully he goes back to sleep soon.
     
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    I've just been woke up by the dog playing with her toy <doh>


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    Cup of tea No.1.
     
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    Funny were we talking about dogs the other day. Just caught a bloke chucking stuff at Skye and winding her up in the garden. I've just flattened the ****er. I'm literally sat here shaking, nothing worse when I'm trying to do a life change, I just know this is going to play on my mind and **** my head up now.
     
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    God how I don't miss those days! They are special at the time and one day you'll look back and think...Never Again. <laugh>
     
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    This is true. After my second I marched into the doctors and demanded the snip. Best thing I've ever done and I don't regret it one bit.
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

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    Have a coffee and relax mate, he was wrong and had to pay...end of.
    Have a nice day!
     
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    I've just took 2 diazepam tablets off my mate. I never ever take medication either.

    I'm actually having a coffee now and staying on here to keep me busy.

    Thanks mate
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I've only got the one who's 3 in September and won't be having any more.

    Love the age he's at now though, would have him stay like this forever if I could, gonna treasure it.
     
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    Well its not amusing to taunt and provoke animals...sometimes the owner reacts. Dont worry too much about it, unless you smashed him to smithereens..
     
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