The Billy bullshitter thread

HIAG's fake Cambridge degree cert that he posted had him aged around 70 - 75 years old.

 

She never should have fella. You're a model dating, Cambridge grad, Harvard lecturer who has made a fortune from being a lawyer, property developer, football referee and rock guitarist who owns a mansion in Hampshire as well as a coastal retreat.

Her driving around in her taxi can't be good for your image.

 

It was probably a Lada.

 

Just looking out of my window having a biff, It's a beautiful night tonight

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Wow mate, that's lush. Cool view.

 

That's some view mate. The street lights in Huddersfield are something else

 

Order me £300 of that ****.

 

Standard Norway or Northen Canada.

 

Thanks bro....My life is ****ing perfect

 

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Huddersfield mate

 

That is good ****

 

I'm soooo jealous.

I've never ever seen sights like that even when I've been 10,000ft up in my helicopter.

 

The new helicopter?

Saw you Facebooking that **** the other day

 

That's it fam, I part ex the other one and paid something like 1.7 million on top. Can't remember the exact amount, though.

 

Who cares, pocket change init

brb Famke Janssen(ex) has just popped by to grab little Spurlock

 

I'm sensing that all of that irks you, somehow, Stan.

 

You'd **** yourself fella

The only thing that irks me is the faux superiority of people like you when there are far better people who are happy to be honest by naming names. Chief banging Kenyon's ex is a good example and he's not even anonymous.

The thread was a good idea but as usual you had to spoil it by servicing your fragile ego. You sad act.

 

This is a class thread... Or was.

I once spilt a drink over Craig David in a bar in Southampton.

I once accidentally pissed on a homeless guy when drunk.

 

I'm really hoping it's the first one, I can't stand that spanner.

I'll take a punt on B, though.


@Dorty Mag