Who said the page 3 stunner went to Cambridge? Not me. I wouldn't want to denigrate the good name of that particular lady, but I would be surprised if she went to University. No, I was talking about another lady - I've dated a few model-types in my time, Pix. Some of these girls would look at you as though you were an intellectual maggot (which, of course, you are). They are so far out of your league, my friend, as to be virtually on another Planet.
She went to Cambridge University then became a page 3 girl, she also sucked off HIAG, All true according to HIAG
Cambridge Uni stud who dates posh totty hot models. Then becomes a sad little **** who phones the old bill when he gets bullied on a football forum It's a real riches to rags story
To be fair, she bought that herself, from a friend of the family, who happened to be selling it at the time she wrote-off her own car. My missus is a bit of an eco-hippie. If you saw her, you'd cream your keks before you had a chance to bury the embarrassment of your tiny erection with a cushion, Stan. It makes me laugh that Pixie goes on about "giving her a seeing-to" whilst I sit outside in the hallway, and yet I can absolutely guarantee that she'd make him look and feel like Quasimodo's granddad.
If she's as old as you are grandad then she's definitely not for me. If I saw her in her car I'd probably assume she was my Uber ride.
A bit like Dawn French before the 35 kilo loss, good for you bell, nice to see your missus diversifying.
Thats before she crashed it under a lorry with side skirts on sides and back but still managed to kill the kids aged 7, 9 & 13.
