I know lol I've heard him discuss his F1 job too...was elbowing him...I tried to break it down logically and went for Jag.
Which forces were you in, mate? You would have been up ****creek with that one! I've never had sex and not been able to remember at least a little bit of it so I reckon you've fell asleep before it got started. Unlucky!
I remember one of the lads on here telling a story about being in Northern Ireland. One of the lads went missing and couldn't be contacted or found, obviously a big search party was sent to look for him. The lad had cracked up and was eventually found mortal drunk in a bar, full kit on, rifle, the lot
This one is funny, I joined when I was seventeen completely not ready for the world I was entering. We did the initial training with the old SLR Rifle I could barely hold it up. So we go through all the training and eventually off to the range, I'm ****ing myself, never fired a gun. So I'm lying there and off we go I must have fired 2 shots before this booming voice shouts "(insert my name) you want to try it with your ****ing eyes open".
Okay lads, I'll play along. A: I had sex with one of Steve Perry's groupies, when backstage with the boys. B. I gate-crashed Freddie Mercury's birthday party on the way back from a karate lesson.
I once bowled Ian Botham out first ball in a charity cricket match, only for the umpire to call it a no ball just to keep the crowd happy. I once shook Muhammed Ali's hand only for him to then try and kiss my sister and make her cry.
A: I took a bus ride from St Paul's to Marble Arch with a banker's draft for £1.2 million in my briefcase. B: I think Bambi's cardigans are really cool.
A: I was once driven to work by Jackie Collins' chauffer (in her Roller). B. I respect Pixie for his intelligence and wit.
