The Billy bullshitter thread

That obvious eh?

This was 10/11 years ago Spurlock! They were both virgins at the time.... sad times

I blame my olders for giving me loads of spliffs along with shots of 70% spirit at 15

 

Spurlock is right, unfortunately.

Bad times when I look back. Regret it because normal innocent people were suffering because of what I was doing.

 

So I got it right?

 

We've all done things we regret it fella.

The important thing is that you know it's wrong therefore learning from it and it makes you a better person

 

You did indeed pal

 

I don't see you getting beaten black and blue, but knicking 6 cars? It's possible

 

Yeah, I was 16/17 and I used to go for any ford that was a K reg or under. They were a piece of piss. I never got any financial gain out of them, it was just a frisk to me at the time.

 

Yeah definitely, mate. I learned a lot from them days.

 

I once took a contract phone out to pay off £300 worth of ching tick.

I had to turn down sex with a 9/10 as I was too off my head.

 

Tough call, I could imagine them both being true.

I'm going to say A

 

A

 

Correct both of you

****ing stupidity though, taking out a contract phone to just sell it and be stuck with the cost for 2years... worst of all as soon as the tick is paid off you end up taking another 8th anyway

 

****ing hell mate not sure how to take that

 

I once lost an L85 assault rifle.

I had a threesome with 2 birds but can't remember a thing.

 

Either way you shot your load waaaay too early

 

Once took LSD with Ken Kesey on his famous bus 'Further', then ended up frockling naked with some hot hippie chicks from San Francisco in the sea, with bioluminescent algae providing a natural light show.

I promise that I won't ever take the piss out of HIAG ever again.

 

B

 

I've just woke up. Waiting on the butler bringing me my breakfast then I'll be off downstairs for a swim before I crack on with my day.

 

Well both sort of. I did lose my rifle, **** myself and had to retrace my steps. Found it left on my bed I had been back to my room to pick something up.

The threesome is more bullshit but I did wake up in a bed naked with 2 naked girls, I had drank and smoked heavily and have no idea what happened. They just laughed and wouldn't give details.