i did a shart one night after leaving a club so i went straight to burger king into the jacks off the boxers cleaned myself up back on the jeans and dumped the boxers behind the cistern
I did the same thing in ASDA's toilets. Luckily it was a black diamond and didn't make too much mess.
I never said I was proud of it, but if you've never followed through you must've lived a fairly sheltered existence. Behind the cistern Did the same myself after the Champions League final in May. Unfortunately, it wasn't the only load of ****e I had to see that night.