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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Hugh Briss, Aug 16, 2011
  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    !!!
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 16, 2011
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Have you ever shat on a sofa?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2011
  4. Dave the Rave

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    The last time I did that, I got thrown out of DFS
     
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    Dave the Rave, Aug 16, 2011
  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, touchy bastards.

    They got upset with me at Magnet when I turned up with a lasagne to test out their cookers.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2011
  6. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    That's nothing compared to when I got kicked out and banned from Ann Summers.
     
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    Welcome to the North, Aug 17, 2011
  7. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I shat on my floor, then sat on the sofa and left a racing stripe. Does that count?
     
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    Erik, Aug 17, 2011
  8. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I have only ever shat in 2 places, a toilet and a field behind our house when I was a wee nipper
     
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    Sam Axe, Aug 17, 2011
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    does a futon count?
     
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    rockymountainlion, Aug 17, 2011
  10. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Do gay people **** on a pouffe ?
     
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    alwaysright, Aug 17, 2011

  11. Kim Jong Il

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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 17, 2011
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    what about the middle of a white line under an underpass....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 17, 2011
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Extra points awarded for htting the white line <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 17, 2011
  14. Dave the Rave

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    My mate once shat in a phone box after a night out whilst drunken clubbers walked past in disbelief... I call him superman and no-one knows why <laugh>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Aug 17, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Me and my brother-in-law were walking up to the boozer one night and saw a guy walking down the road towards us in his skivvies with his jeans draped over one arm.

    As he got near he looked at us, said "Shat maself", and walked on.

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 17, 2011
  16. Dave the Rave

    Dave the Rave Member

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    <laugh>

    Crazy Bazza... its easy done <whistle>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Aug 17, 2011
  17. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 17, 2011
  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> My mate phoned me one Friday night to tell me he'd farted and followed through in a pub. He was proud of himself
     
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    VenomPD, Aug 17, 2011
  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Haven't we all done that though?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 17, 2011
  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I certainly never have and would hope to keep it that way.

    What's to be proud of?
     
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    Hugh Briss, Aug 17, 2011
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