The Billy bullshitter thread

You're supposed to post at least one true statement.

 

Yeah I do actually, his heart is in the right place...got that Gooner spaziness about him but harmless all the same

 

A and

 

Both true - you sly dog

or

Both bullshit - you'd like to though

 

Yeah sorry about that lol edited my post

 

I pulled a girl my brother was interested in just because I could. Not sure he's ever really forgiven me. #Giggsy

I went to Cambridge with HIAG to deliver a family pack of Morrison's ready salted crisps.

 

Nah it was B.

Though it wasn't break as in smash... but it did **** the hinges up

 

A

 

Well done Stan and Gooner...both are true....it was a trick question...I love filth....and you know this!!

 

I'm starting to get lost with this because of all the **** that's getting posted.

 

You dirty dog! Definitely a Giggsy

 

Yeah I keep having to scroll back multiple times... kind of going too well

 

I'm gonna post 3 you have to tell me what mix of 2 and 1 it is:

One new years eve...

I had two sisters fighting over me to point where one threw lambrini over the other.

I ended up taking one of their virginities that night.

I passed out in a puddle of my own sick outside the hospital main entrance at 11:45 missing the countdown.

 

I once went all grand theft auto and pinched 6 cars on a new years eve.

I got caught pinching a stihl saw and a generator from my first employer and was literally punched black and blue.

 

Sorry bro...looks like my post caused a whirlwind response and everything got all jumbled up...plus the Hiag/Piskie love affair has brought its STD's to this thread.


Off to roll a spliff

 

B

 

Middle one is a lie. The top and bottom are true.

 

A

 

Init...you don't get Virgins nowadays

 

Nothing to do with you fella. It was the piskie and hiag love affair