Nah just ballsed up, were only in waistband when I actually got nicked, but that was near the city centre and had to go out to the new forest as that was where the alleged offence took place. 40 mins in the back of a meat wagon uncuffed gave me plenty of opportunity to get them ballsed up nice and snug After being searched once they went straight in my pocket as I knew I wouldn't get searched again, got too cocky really being interviewed by CID with them in my pocket... I even left them in my cell while I had a shower ffs Took all my willpower to not start doing them in the cell though
No, we cannot. I cannot vouch for your (make-believe) "friend," but the night life is what you want it to be. I baulk at stating that one does not go to Cambridge in order to flood the town bars in search of common crumpet - that's what the red bricks are there for - because I cannot believe that you would be that dense.
He's so angry with 'Nasty Piskie' that he thought he was replying to me, when it was your comment Classic HIAG wum **** up.
I've had 5 girls pregnant on 8 occasions. 2 children, 4 abortions and 2 miscarriages. My old fella had shares in a winning grand national horse.
As it goes, he didn't go on to achieve his potential. Clever lad, **** businessman. Maybe you've delivered him some groceries?
Erm something has gone wrong with your post - did you just realise that you meant to take a swipe at Piskie, as you can't go a whole day without posting about him.
You just proved it by waving your handbag at me, when it was G4E who posted That's another point for me for the repeat of the original **** up
