The Billy bullshitter thread

That's not really a great claim to fame, mate.

Please don't let me embarrass you with several major trump cards. That isn't my bag, baby.

 

Good to see you worked out what one was true though

 

A. A picture of me with Ralf Schumacher and Johnny Herbert in the Jaguar garage at Jerez testing appeared in a Japanese F1 mag with the tag 'Who is this'.

B A picture of me with Micheal Schumacher and Eddie Irvine at Fiorano appeared in a Japanese F1 mag with the same tag

 

You once drove a Morrison's van?

 

That was a temporary fix, Stan.

We've done this story to death. You really do need to take down your "for sale" board on this one, mate.

 

This is the Billy Bullshitter thread mate, it was made for you. Do your worst

 

Ohh we can all play this game!

A picture of me holding the World Cup in 1986 with Maradona

A picture of me holding the 1988 European Championships trophy with Ruud Gullit


Just jokin.....I'm going for A...I reckon you worked for Jaguar

 

I have a pic of me shaking hands with President Clinton at a private function at the Royal Albert Hall

I went to Cambridge University with HIAG

 

You'd love that lot to be true, mate.

 

**** off, did you!

 

I have a picture of me shaking hands with Prince Charles when he came to visit my business

I also went to Cambridge University with HIAG.

 

Mate, I was being generous.

 

Thanks for playing but you should have really mixed it up a bit.

I'm going for the 2nd one.

 

Yeah, right.

Was he buying a vibrator for Camilla?

**** right off, did you!

 

I once spent 16 hours in custody at a police station with in excess of 40 ecstasy tablets on me without them being found.

I once got arrested for fighting at a football match.

 

Correct.

I'm much younger than you.

When I went to Cambridge Uni it was to visit my mate who was studying Law. It was **** as the night life was comically crap.

I suspect you went to Cambridge to deliver some groceries in your Morrisons van.

 

One of them is true mate. Which one do you think it is ?

 

I'm going for No1 being true.

 

The night-life at Cambridge is mainly found within the various colleges, accessed by joining clubs and societies.