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The Billy bullshitter thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Deleted #, Jul 17, 2017.

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  1. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Certainly is. Not slimy enough to be an MP. <laugh>
     
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    Blueman, Jul 17, 2017
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The rock band one with me is true. Sang Panama by Van Halen with Stereophonics. Kelly was concentrating on getting the guitar right so got me to sing.
     
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    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    That must have been a buzz and a half!
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Welsh init fam...you all sing well
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 17, 2017
  5. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Damn!! Cool as **** that mind!!
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Didn't say I sang well. When we finished Stuart said "you sing like a ****ing girl!".
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    That needs to be mounted in a glass presentation box!! Very cool!!!
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Did they kick you out for being too weird?
     
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    luvgonzo, Jul 17, 2017
  9. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    I hope you kicked the drums over and smashed his guitar! It's the only rock n roll thing to do!
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Like many things in life you don't recognise the situation until you are looking back. I was just helping out some friends who were rehearsing for a gig in a local pub.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Guess who was late for work?
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I just pooped.


    ... And I used toilet paper to wipe.
     
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  13. Hoddle is a god

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    The crazy thing is, everything I've told you is partly true. If I told you the complete truth, you'd write me off completely as a fantasist.

    To play this game, I'd have to dumb-down my life-style.

    No kidding, lads.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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  15. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Yep. That's what I always do.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Once played a gig with Van Morrison's drummer
    Everything HIAG says is true.
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 17, 2017
  18. Stan

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    That's why your missus drives a Rover 25. You're undercover.
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm going with:

    Office junior in a conveyancing firm
    Mediocre guitarist in a forgettable covers band
    Attended a second rate higher ed college and dropped out halfway through
    Once owned a remote control helicopter
    Drives a smokey old merc estate
    Wasn't allowed an air rifle as a lad
    Once watched a film set in Las Vegas
    Had previously run for the bus
    Was involved in a supermarket car park incident where a trolley scraped his missus' car.
    Actually only saved up the 20% off Harvester vouchers.
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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