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  1. Commachio

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    Think of the suffering to the pacifist olives.
     
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    Commachio, Jul 17, 2017
  2. Billy Death

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    That's for the joints ya numpty, lol.
     
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    What about the poor baccy plants?
     
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    My nana used to put olive oil on her legs fall asleep in front of a roaring fire and she wouldn't wake up until she could smell pig crackling dosy old ****e I hated the old get.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    But the poor olives have dreams.

    They dream of being in a salad next to a tomato and cheese.

    Next think they know, they are being squashed and their juice being smeared on the cheesy helmet of a deviant in backwater of england.

    Not the cheese they longed for as kids.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Good job billy wasnt there. He/d be sniffing her gusset.
     
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  7. Commachio

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    They pay their taxes.
     
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    He could probably smell it from where he lived<laugh>
     
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  9. Commachio

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    He'd rub more oil on it. Castrol gtx.
     
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  10. rooch 3

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    My Gannie was more of a Duckhams 20/50 type of lass.
     
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    2 stroke(s).
     
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    They sure well do.
     
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    I prefer chainsaw guide bar oil.
    Much more viscosity than Castrol or Duckhams.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Does it not clog up ya jappa?
     
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    Commachio, Jul 17, 2017
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    Yep but when you blow your bolt, you'll blow her ****ing head off, lol.
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Rooch will be happy to get rid of granny.

    You know you wad.
     
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    Commachio, Jul 17, 2017
  17. rooch 3

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    She pegged it back in 1979 thank god<ok>
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Your point being?

    A shags a shag in stanley.


    And a sea bird.....(not a mermaid)[/QUOTE]
     
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