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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by monty987, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland are set to sign Ronaldo, Bale and Kane in a world record transfer fee for Kane of £180m, kane said I am coming to the biggest club in the world, and we can win the champions league now. Ronaldo said he has finally came home and glad to be Bale has his team mate again, meanwhile Rodwell says he may have to fight for his place !. Just a fantasy lads but it may happen when the new owners come in.
     
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  2. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    You're a ****ing dick.
     
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  3. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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  4. Nacho

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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You been to Jamesons for breakfast and cheap doubles?


    Could have told me first.
     
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  6. Brian Storm

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    What a contrived load of ****.


    May as well run around Eldon Square shouting "look at me! Look how crazy and random I am" <doh>
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    There's nothing more cringing than someone trying way too hard to be crazy and random ...... inevitably pathetic.

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  8. cumbrianmackem

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    He's no longer funny, time to call it a day me thinks.
     
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  9. Teessidemackem

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  10. Jack TheLad

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    Doesn't even come across as funny, just plain weird.
     
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  11. RedNWhite4Life

    RedNWhite4Life Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes you just have to look yourself in the mirror and say why? How did my life become this? I mean what the holy **** is that all about. Yes a lot of us probably spend far too much time on this forum but at least most of what is written is kind of productive. That is frankly a shocking waste of time.

    Actually I'm even getting pissed off at myself for wasting time replying to this.

    I mean come on lad get a ****ing grip of yourself do you really expect any level of intelligent conversation when you post a thread about some ******ed fantasy.

    Like I say take a good look in the mirror and think about how you can better yourself.
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Olive oil mate.
    Two spoonfuls a day. That's the answer. <ok>
     
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  13. Commachio

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    On ya bollocks. ****ing deviant.
     
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  14. rooch 3

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    Is Olive oil better than Cod liver oil?
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Only for a greek salad...



    Hmmmm salad fingers.
     
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  16. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Is that like an English roast.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Yes. But no bisto.
     
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  18. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    More fisto!
     
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  19. Commachio

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    With lumps.
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    Good for the heart.
    Tabs aren't though which I smerk ower many of.
     
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