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Alex Song accepts charge against Barton

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  1. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    Alex Song has accepted his charge of stamping on Joey Barton.

    So he should the dirty bastard.

    He'll now miss 3 games, along with Gervinho.

    Good.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 17, 2011
  2. Smudger

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    Fair enough. Just imagining the headlines had Barton stamped on Song though...
     
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  3. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Leaves Arsenal on bare bones and if they get any more injuries they're ****ed!
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Aug 17, 2011
  4. overseasTOON

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    Brute Barton Snaps Song in Spineless Stamp!
     
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  5. Jock McMagpie

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    A tad tame OT.

    Jailbird Bastard Child Barton Performs Racially Motivated Stamp on Song
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Aug 17, 2011
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "Barton nearly killed a Song.........we're not talking karoke"

    By the way he did not stamp on him. Please don't regurgitate this media guff. He stood on his leg to wind him up. Very different levels of pain involved!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 17, 2011
  7. Alain Pardeaux

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    Well he couldn't really deny it could he, seeing as there's video evidence. Deserves to miss 3 games.
     
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    Alain Pardeaux, Aug 17, 2011
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    Why the death penalty should be reinstated
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    They would have been calling for his head on a plate. Or at the very least a lifetime ban.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Does anybody ever envisage a time when people start to judge Barton on his current deeds, as opposed to those of yesteryear? Can anyone also think of a way we can aid this process?

    I'll begin. How about we have a weekly "incident". These incidents vary wildly, maybe centreing around whatever is the hot crime news topic of the week. So if its car theft one week, we get someone dressed up and get him to pretend to be breaking into one of our cars. Joey apprehends the "thief" and a photo is taken of him gleefully shaking hands with the car owner. If its rioting we set some controllable fires, Joey arrives, fire extinguisher in hand, to put the fire out. If it's *****s, well it's probably best if we move onto the 2nd hottest topic of that week.

    Joey always steps in to save the day. We catch it on camera. He could even have a super hero outfit.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 17, 2011

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    Joey Barton Going For A Song.
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    He has got a Super Hero outfit, it's the Toon #7 shirt!
     
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Of course and he can always borrow Jonas's mask!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 17, 2011
  14. overseasTOON

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    He'd best wash it first... it's been a while since we've seen it.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 17, 2011
  15. Agent Bruce

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    Phew!
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He'll be used to manly musky smells with Cheick about. Of course it'll depend where he has been keeping it recently. If its in the rear of his shorts, Joey could get pink eye!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 17, 2011
  17. Paco Montoya

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    Hitler returns??

    Oh wait...
     
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    Paco Montoya, Aug 17, 2011
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