Off Topic The Burly Arms

We can't get married mate, we are from different villages

 

I cook mine in a little oil jeera seeds with sliced onion and haldi, throw in the wings, coat everything then put on the lid and let them go (may need to add a little water). The result is lovely sticky wings.

 

That banana bollocks has to be the ****test gif I've ever seen.

 

I've put him on ignore because of the gifs, they were doing my nut in.

 

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Anybody on here have TV with Virgin? I'm talking about the full works, with BT Sport, Sky Sports, Movies, multiroom and fibre?

I'm wanting a list of bad things... reasons not to sign up with them please.

 

The box doesn't turn on. They hack your bank details and sell them to China.

 

That's a good start.

 

Branson turns up on your doorstep to welcome you to the fold, and then makes you stroke his beard before handing over the box.

 

Deal breaker, not a fan of beards.

 

Filling the paddling pool as our house is being invaded by small people for the next week.

 

It breaks the internet.

 

How many of them?

 

3.

Aged 7, 5 and 3.

There will be an extra one this time next year.

 

Hope you've got some fidget spinners, or are they bringing their own?

 

Plus your 2?

Good luck with that mate

 

Yep, plus my two.

And the visitors don't behave well like mine do. I'll spend a lot of time in my office, drinking.

 

Paddling pool, Loom Bands and Fidget Spinners.

Failing that give them a tablet.

 

I gave them all a tablet last year. Crushed up in their Weetabix.

 

Just ignore them, it's what I do when I have my niece and nephew around. They go quiet around me now, I think they are a bit scared, if I say no to anything they run off crying. Kids do my head in...on saying that though the biggest pain is my oldest who's amazingly classed as a adult.