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  1. robotaugenstine

    robotaugenstine New Member

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    we are giving the best chating and dating services..........

    chat | chat room
     
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    robotaugenstine, Aug 17, 2011
  2. User Deleted

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    i'll ****ing kill you ya jew
     
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  3. Dave the Rave

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    Do you have to be a flare wearer to join? <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Aug 17, 2011
  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Groovy.

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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 17, 2011
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Can you put me in touch with sexy animals?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 17, 2011
  6. Jobby Funbags

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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 17, 2011
  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I could PM tina on your behalf?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 17, 2011
  8. gas

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    <laugh>

    So eloquently put.

    Flares as in.....

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    gas, Aug 17, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Not if it's any trouble, like...
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 17, 2011
  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    N.B. Only works in Glaswegian.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Aug 17, 2011

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    That's not particularly funny, but I still burst out laughing in the office<laugh>

    <evileyefromtheboss>
     
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    - SW6 -, Aug 17, 2011
  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    no problem at all <ok>

    please note i charge a 90% comission on any cash transactions between tina and her "gentlemen visitors"
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 17, 2011
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    NB. Only works in Pikey tounge <ok>
     
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    gas, Aug 17, 2011
  14. Jobby Funbags

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    Given the rates that were discussed the other day, that's still only £11.25 for a full "all-holes" experience.

    You must make her work like a Nike factory worker to get any serious cash out of it.
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 17, 2011
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    Carol you must be a female pimp! :D
     
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    ToL1D7, Aug 17, 2011
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    <laugh>
     
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    Zico, Aug 17, 2011
  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    She works a revolving door system, as soon as one leaves another is back in, on busy days i triple bok and make her use all holes, you would be surprised how little she complains <ok>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Aug 17, 2011
  18. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one that doesnt get this :/
     
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    Lucaaas, Aug 17, 2011
  19. Jobby Funbags

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    oooft, I'm oot.


    She seems like a nice lassie but there's only so much porridge you can stir at the one time <laugh>
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 17, 2011
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I wasn't going to pay though, I was just going to shag her then beat her to death. Bloody red tape as usual.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 17, 2011
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